diff --git a/home/packages/cli/scripts/default.nix b/home/packages/cli/scripts/default.nix
index 127e72a..307edbb 100644
--- a/home/packages/cli/scripts/default.nix
+++ b/home/packages/cli/scripts/default.nix
@@ -9,5 +9,6 @@ in {
       bitcoin
       cheatsh
       colors256
+      unix
     ];
 }
diff --git a/home/packages/cli/scripts/packages/default.nix b/home/packages/cli/scripts/packages/default.nix
index b73ab34..2d9e5d7 100644
--- a/home/packages/cli/scripts/packages/default.nix
+++ b/home/packages/cli/scripts/packages/default.nix
@@ -6,6 +6,7 @@
     bitcoin = pkgs.callPackage ./bitcoin.nix {};
     cheatsh = pkgs.callPackage ./cheatsh {};
     colors256 = pkgs.callPackage ./colors256 {};
+    unix = pkgs.callPackage ./unix {};
   };
 in
   packages
diff --git a/home/packages/cli/scripts/packages/unix/default.nix b/home/packages/cli/scripts/packages/unix/default.nix
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..1788100
--- /dev/null
+++ b/home/packages/cli/scripts/packages/unix/default.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+{pkgs, ...}:
+(pkgs.writeShellApplication {
+  name = "unix";
+  runtimeInputs = with pkgs; [coreutils];
+  text = ''
+    ${builtins.readFile ./unix.sh}
+  '';
+})
+
+
diff --git a/home/packages/cli/scripts/packages/unix/unix.sh b/home/packages/cli/scripts/packages/unix/unix.sh
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..54745b0
--- /dev/null
+++ b/home/packages/cli/scripts/packages/unix/unix.sh
@@ -0,0 +1,26 @@
+#!/bin/sh
+
+#original artwork by http://www.sanderfocus.nl/#/portfolio/tech-heroes
+#converted to shell by #nixers @ irc.unix.chat
+
+cat <<'eof'
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+               //╠<´ -²,)(▓~"-╝/¾/ %/>/ />
+           / / / ▐% -./▄▃▄▅▐, /7//;//% / /
+           / ////`▌▐ %zWv xX▓▇▌//&;% / /
+       / / / %//%/¾½´▌▃▄▄▄▄▃▃▐¶\/& /
+         </ /</%//`▓!%▓%╣[38;5;255;╣WY<Y)y&/`\
+     / / %/%//</%//\i7; ╠N>)VY>7;  \_    UNIX IS VERY SIMPLE IT JUST NEEDS A
+  /   /</ //<///<_/%\▓  V%W%£)XY  _/%‾\_,   GENIUS TO UNDERSTAND ITS SIMPLICITY
+   / / //%/_,=--^/%/%%\¾%¶%%}    /%%%%%%;\,
+    %/< /_/ %%%%%;X%%\%%;,     _/%%%;,     \
+   / / %%%%%%;,    \%%l%%;// _/%;, dmr
+ /    %%%;,         <;\-=-/ /
+     ;,                l
+eof